The Economy is so bad…
By Mrs Money on October 30, 2009 – 7:37 pm -
The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.
The economy is so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
The economy is so bad that CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their childrens’ names.
The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
The economy is so bad Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.
The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Posted in Economy | 6 Comments »
October 30th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Too funny!
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October 30th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
LOL! Thanks for the laugh!
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October 30th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!! You are a hoot!
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November 2nd, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Me and my husband read this post together and were cracking up. Thank you for taking away the money blues with lolz.
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Mrs Money Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Awesome! Glad I could make someone laugh!
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November 7th, 2009 at 6:13 am
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